In today’s edition of “Corey Puts Up With Alli’s Shit”, Alli gives Corey crap as he tries to survive a day of classes on no sleep. He loves me anyway though ^_^
Patrick doesn’t do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, Saturdays, 70 degree weather, first kisses, and butterflies. Trust me. I cut that bitch open once to check.
Pete Wentz (via boycottlovedetoxjusttoretox)
the fact he found a way to incorporate holy smokes into his answer